FIRST POST!!!

So, this morning a lil' bird told me, "go to blogger.com, make a blog about random things and weird fetishes and weird hobbies... tell the world what a freak you are... oh and maybe write about some useful stuff too...," and here I am, posting the very first post of this blog.

Also, coincidentally, that lil' bird is my assistant coordinator so yeah... And he told me to about a week ago or maybe longer than that...

Nevertheless, I shall do what I have to do, that is write a blog about gami- I mean tutorials and stuffs. And this very first post is reserved as  a warnings to people who were lurking and accidentally found this blog, seriously, you won't stumble upon this blog if you have life, you see the url I made? That's the point.

Now then, onto the first warning :
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT TUTORIALS OF SOME NETWORKING STUFFS!!!
Yes, there is some useful stuff or stuffs here, you just need to tread carefully between the garbage (read : random posts) so, have phun *smiley face*.
Most of the tutorial I write here will be about things I have done, so the tutorials WILL work... you just need to follow it thoroughly *smile cynically*.

Second warning :
THIS BLOG WILL BE FULL ON ENGLISH!!!!

I was going to put that meme image but it's too much of a hassle.. so just imagine you're seeing one right here *wink wink*

Yes, even though I'm Indonesian, I prefer to write on this blog full English. Why? One, it's much more straight forward and two, my blog my rules, suck it up! Oh and also I need to train my writing skills in English, I'm sucks at grammar but can speak fluently, so yeah, you probably get the gist of it. Oh also forgot, the internet is full of people from different country, and English is still the international language... right? What? They want to change it to mandarin? WO AI NI!!!!

Third warning and probably the final warning :
YOU WILL FIND LOTS OF POST ABOUT RANDOM STUFF AND GAMING!!!
Yes, yes, you will find that too... a lot. I'm a gamer and also like to watch movies, be it's cartoon, anime, live action, tv series, as long as I find it interesting, I'll keep doing/watching/playing it. So you'll most likely find more posts about them than tutorial *laugh*. But I'll try to balance it out and make sure it's well archived so you can easily find the tutorials among other posts.... HA!

Oh yeah, since this is a blog, you'll also find post of me ranting about life, whining like a little bitch I am about things, some disturbing pictures, a short story, a long story, some kinda novel chapters (NO COPYING), and other degenerate stuffs... oh and probably my travelling story and things like that.

Okay, those three warnings should sufficient for ya all. Oh if you're wondering who's this weird dude who made this useless blog? Well then kids, let me introduce myself... what? Not interested? Meh, gonna do it anyway though, deal with it!

They call me dickhead (read : Diaz), I studied at Telkom University in Bandung, West Java, Indonesia. Ever heard of it? No? How about Bali? Did that rustled your jimmies? Yes? Excellent!

I studied Telecommunication Engineering and specializing in networking, especially core network (look it up folks!). I still have to learn a lot so pardon me if I mostly post about things that has no connection what so ever with networking, that means I'm gathering info, studying and trying things about networking! Kidding! I probably procrastinate while playing games *laugh*, but seriously, I do study and tries stuffs about networking, so calm your titties. Oh yeah, I also joined in a lab. called Switching Technique Laboratory, where we learn and teach people about switching and networking stuffs!

Previously my position is practicum coordinator, my job is preparing the lab for practicum, where we teach Telkom University student - though only the Telecommunication Engineering division - about switching, well mostly servers like asterisk and the other VoIP servers. But, since I'm a low-life scum and degenerate, I got demoted and transferred as a member of the Operation and Maintenance division. What's my job now? Well friend, can you read? You can? Good!

Well, ever since then, I learned my lesson and aim to become the most hardcore degenerate scum and pervert! Wish me luck guys!

Kidding, kidding, so I guess you understand the main purpose of this blog yes? What? No no, not misleading people, to write guides you won't easily find in the net! That is the main purpose of this blog. So I hope you enjoy your stay here, and come here often! Each time some of you read a post in my blog, I feel happy! You want to make me happy don't you? What? You don't? O-okay... just... enjoy your stay here....